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Lying to your friends Edition 002,
April 2002

In this issue...
 
South America Special
Lupe Maradiaga
A Case of Mistaken Identity
Rob Campbell
Arequipa
Ben Kennedy
Banged-Up in Bolivia
Book Review:
Feast of the Goat/La fiesta del chivo
Film Review:
Behind The Sun / Abril Despadaçado
 
Music
Luke Bevans
Soundtrack Of Our Lives
Travis
 
Sarah Holt
Ian Brown
 
Matty Simpkins
Jazz: Jimmy Smith
 
Album Reviews
Beachwood Sparks - Once We Were Trees
BRMC - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Heron - The Brown Room
Craig Armstrong - As If To Nothing
Pina - Pina
 
Films
Heaven, Behind The Sun and A Beautiful Mind
The Royal Tenenbaums, Ali G Indahouse and Monsters Inc.
 
Books
Scruton, Vargas and Palahniuk reviewed
 
Wine
Portugal put through its paces
 
Comment
Why A. Anon wants to be a Jackass
LSD
Hounded
Shark Attack
Oxford 16/2/02
Why High Wycombe is a Total Shithole
 
Original Art
Lacey Joy
 
Prose
William Brown
The Death of the Author
The Preposterous Palindrome
The Chronic Vampiricles
William Newton
Of Doubtful Attribution
Fake I.D.
 
Poems
Julian Kinderberg
Christmas Present
Surrogate Patmos
Ulysses
Ollie Douglas
Little Poetry Corner
Chris Smith
Deity
Muppet
Noah Birksted
1917
Helen Conford
An End
The Body
NM
My First Love
You Know Who You Are
Stephen Jones
Don't Forget the Words I Wrote to You
Remember This
William Brown
Test Match Special

  

 
If I were to be perfectly honest, I'd have to say that I wasn't quite sure I could absolutely agree with the editorial we published on the Dog's front page last month. I know, I put my name to it and I didn't complain, but there was a line in it which disagreed with me: "HonestDog is the first online (and hopefully offline) magazine to look at the world with clear eyes."

I mean, the Guardian site is quite good, isn't it? I don't think it tries to be mendacious. In fact I think quite often it succeeds in delivering perspicacious commentary to its readers.

None of the other newspaper sites or online magazines I can think of offhand have a stated policy of obfuscation, though occasionally some of them may seem to.

But still there's something compelling about Will's dedication to the idea of honesty and forthrightness which carries me into agreement with him, even in the face of often-hostile opposition (Will is fairly frequently offered fights). He soldiers on even when the idea flies so much in the face of overwhelming evidence that the very use of the simplest word like 'table' or 'chair' can be misleading. Look at the two examples I've just picked. Are they nouns or verbs? If 'table' is a noun, what did I mean when I used it this time round? Wood and nails? Or an Excel spreadsheet and a bunch of numbers?

Enough of the philosophy lecture, for which I apologise. I'm no philosopher anyway. I just wanted to put across to you the roots of my unease. It was Will, incidentally, who relieved it as well, when I suggested I might write this month's front-page piece.

He asked me if I would include this quote from the Bible's Proverbs in my piece: "Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful." How could I pretend to be expressing my honest opinion, I thought, if I'm not even using my own words?

If the words themselves can be so misleading on their own, however, this is far from a valid question. Besides which, which words are my words? It's rather like claiming bits of the air as one's own.

Since our stated aims are faithful reportage and honest critique, the question that does count is: is the Honest Dog your friend? To which I can only answer that, unlike the newspaper and journal sites I mentioned above, we don't have any agenda except honesty. It's a kind of circular, self-fulfilling argument. We're not against you; we're not going to be for you, either (even if you give us freebies, though freebies should be sent to my address, not Will's house). But neither is a desperate clinging to any kind of political, religious or artistic agenda going to cloud what we write. At least, we hope not.

We do have a screaming lefty writing for us. Also, we have a happily right-wing doctor writing for us. Trust us, we're a doctor, and we're not a doctor. There again, Will probably disagrees with me anyway. I hope he does. I like a good fight with Will.

Chris Smith
Co-Editor with Will Brown, HonestDog.com

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